akilivumbi:

people stare at me like they never seen a walking goddess

(via murdabiznesss)

khaleesmas1:

date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve

(Source: whydidsundinretirewith987leafpts, via yourpainsmypleasure)

College be like

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

(via nxnsense)

sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

(via nxnsense)