see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder
Cause if she woulda heard you, you would have been smacked the fuck up
I’m tired of getting fucked in ways that don’t end in an orgasm.
when you check your bank balance after a night and you still financially stable
i want a bf :/
and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill
do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends